Don't plant your days they turn into weeds

You know when you throw a party, you think people will show up and no one will like each other. It's like that with music - parts of your musical psyche have never met other parts. You wonder if you should get them together.

George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.

If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.