Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch

The way you do anything is the way you do everything.

I think I have an adrenaline addiction, no question about that.

Well, it's either kiss me or kill me, that's how I see it.

My wife called me a mule. She once said, "I didn't marry a man; I married a mule!" I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.