God's away, God's away, God's away on business. Business!

I'm always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you're drowning, and it's there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

There's nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you're not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I'm the worst. I'm the worst at that.

The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.

and when they pulled her from the wreck, you know, she still had on her shades