Well you say that it's gospel, But I know that it's only church.

bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.