Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart

Folks who work here are professors. Don't replace all the knowers with guessors keep'em open they're the ears of the town

All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes

I don't know what the 'big time' is.

If you walk with Jesus, he's gonna save your soul. You gotta keep the devil way down in the hole. He's got the fire and the fury at his command.

I’ve never met anyone who made it with a chick because they owned a Tom Waits album. I’ve got all three, and it’s never helped me.

It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.