I was always laughing in church.
I don't like the stigma that comes with being called a poet . . . So I call what I'm doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
Got 27 children I never see.
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
The way you do anything is the way you do everything.