You hope people are going to be listening to you after you're gone. And they like you better after you're gone.

It's hard to play with a bagpipe player. It's like an exotic bird. I love the sound, it's like strangling a goose.

The Universe is making music all the time.

If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.

I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.