Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

Jimmy Stewart said he stopped making movies because he didn't like the way he looked on screen anymore. I'm more the guy who says I look like hell but I'm going to see where it gets me.

I was always laughing in church.

Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?

The ship is sinking The ship is sinking There's leak, there's a leak,in the boiler room The poor, the lame, the blind Who ore the ones that we kept in charge Killers, thieves, and lawyers God's Away, God's away God's away on Business

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.