I like writing melody without an instrument. It's just so - it's more like the choreography of a bee; you just go.

using parking meters as walking sticks.

My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.