Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.

I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.

He said, I'm better off without her, until I showed him my tattoo.

For a songwriter, you dont really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes.

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.