I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
Misery is the River of the World
I’ve never met anyone who made it with a chick because they owned a Tom Waits album. I’ve got all three, and it’s never helped me.
The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand...
You hope people are going to be listening to you after you're gone. And they like you better after you're gone.