It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

It's rather mystifying when you think about writing songs - where they come from, and how they're born.

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.