Well, it's either kiss me or kill me, that's how I see it.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.

There's a place on my arm where I've written her name next to mine.

All that you've loved is all you own

I just don't like the word 'fun'--it's like Volkswagen, or bell-bottoms, or patchouli-oil or bean-sprouts...it rubs me up the wrong way.

Now it's closing time/the music's fading out.