It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.

I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint - I'm selfish and I'm cruel and I'm blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they're so hard to find.

You've gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.

Music has generally involved a lot of awkward contraptions, a certain amount of heavy lifting.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don't stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you'll never see it again.

The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.