I knelt at the altar of Ray Charles for years. I worked at a restaurant, and that's all there was on the jukebox.

I'm trying to learn how to write faster.

Oh, I got a beautiful 1959 Cadillac Coupe DeVille four-door. No one will ride in it with me.

I don't like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, 'Oh God, another one bites the dust.'

but it's so hard to dance that way when it's cold and there's no music.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.