There's a beauty of show business. It's the only business you can have a career in when you're dead.

It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.

It's very hard to stop doing things you're used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.

The moon was sharp enough to draw blood from a stone

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

but it's so hard to dance that way when it's cold and there's no music.