You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, it actually takes it out of your hand, like it's hungry. It pulls it in, and you feel like it wants more silver discs.

I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.

I finally discovered that my life is more important than show business.

Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.

Don't look back, because someone might be gaining on you.

It's rather mystifying when you think about writing songs - where they come from, and how they're born.

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch