You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, it actually takes it out of your hand, like it's hungry. It pulls it in, and you feel like it wants more silver discs.

The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

You've gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.

I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.