I took a hundred dollars from a blindman's hand.

I think some bands thrive on the idea of changing instruments. When they're off their real instrument, the ability to go very far from the original idea is reduced.

Most songs that aren't jump-rope songs, or lullabies, are cautionary tales or goodbye songs and road songs.

It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.

I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

Jesus Christ, this godamn rain, will someone put me on a train.