Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.

Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.

You're innocent when you dream.

If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

If you're a writer you know that the stories don't come to you, you have to go looking for them. The old men in the lobby: that's where the stories were.

It's hard to win when you always lose.