New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.

Everything is explained now. We live in an age when you say casually to somebody 'What's the story on that?' and they can run to the computer and tell you within five seconds. That's fine, but sometimes I’d just as soon continue wondering. We have a deficit of wonder right now.

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.

Don't plant your days they turn into weeds

There's a beauty of show business. It's the only business you can have a career in when you're dead.

George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.