I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We're all looking at the wrapping. But we won't tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.

and when they pulled her from the wreck, you know, she still had on her shades

Sometimes words are just music themselves. Like 'Chicago' is a very musical sounding name.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.

The way you do anything is the way you do everything.