I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

I don't know what the 'big time' is.

I’ve always been a word guy, I like weird words and I like American slang and all that and words that are no longer being used… I like to drag them out of the box and wave them around… this is an interesting one, it’s amazing how in addition to punctuation just a little pause in the wrong place can just completely transform the meaning of something.

Oh, I got a beautiful 1959 Cadillac Coupe DeVille four-door. No one will ride in it with me.

Disneyland is Vegas for children.

The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

Well, they'll bark you down like carneys, sell you Christmas cards in June.