Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."
I took a hundred dollars from a blindman's hand.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.