I wish I could say farewell and retire but there is nothing for me to retire from.

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

Now the [smartphone] has freed everybody, and so everybody gets better. No matter what you say, people will check you out on their phone.

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.

I really love what [Donald] Trump is doing. He is doing a great job of exposing the republicans for what they really are.

Once you're a felon you're a target.

Just the thought of anything Hawaiian gets me high! I appreciate the good cannabis that people have spent years perfecting but I also enjoy the cheap stuff. I guess you could say I like it all.