We have never been big smokers, neither Cheech [Marine] nor I. We were too creative, and we had a lot to do. We are actors and to be honest, I am the type of person that can reference a thought or a smell and get high.

Once you're a felon you're a target.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.

We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along.

Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.