People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.
Tommy ChongWhen they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.
Tommy ChongWell, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.
Tommy ChongThe smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.
Tommy Chong