Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'

Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.

I think the most important thing that marijuana does is it affects the brain.

There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.

Now the [smartphone] has freed everybody, and so everybody gets better. No matter what you say, people will check you out on their phone.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.