If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.

We have receptors in our brain as you well know and when you ingest marijuana, I believe that it essentially gives you a reboot.

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.

More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes the brain.