Now the [smartphone] has freed everybody, and so everybody gets better. No matter what you say, people will check you out on their phone.

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.

I only smoke maybe a nug a day.