I look on everything with a very optimistic eye. Because I'm a body builder by trade, you know, that was my intent all my life.

There is an intelligence factor that works with the spoken word. With words, you have to understand meaning and nuances and things like that. You have to be able to relate...but with music it's just music.

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

There's the exciting part about comedy - if you catch an act just before they go mainstream, that's the best. After they hit the mainstream, everything gets watered down a little bit.

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.

As soon as I discovered weightlifting, all I wanted to do - my plan in life - was to work out, lay on the beach, and get high... smoke dope. And that's really what I'm doing.

We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along.