Cheech [Marine] on the other hand, met [Barack] Obama and he knew right away who Cheech was. So that should tell you something.

I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.