Whenever I do anything, I need to take 15 or 20 minutes, maybe longer, to regroup.

Now the [smartphone] has freed everybody, and so everybody gets better. No matter what you say, people will check you out on their phone.

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'

I smoke a little pot, every day, and I'm healthy as can be.

When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.

Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.