Once you're a felon you're a target.

I do believe that [Bill] Clinton never inhaled ...because when I met him, he had no idea who I was.

Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer.

Marijuana at the time we were making movies [with Cheech Marine] was not that readily available and I do prefer to be coherent when I am working.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

I've always believed in the concept of retirement. I retired for the first time at age 18 ... from school. To me, retirement means doing what you want to do without worrying about getting paid for it.

Now the [smartphone] has freed everybody, and so everybody gets better. No matter what you say, people will check you out on their phone.