My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'

I'm sick and tired of people saying that taking drugs is a sickness. When you put something of your own free will in your own body knowing that it's harmful against the body, it's against the law and all it will do is lead you down the path of destruction, that is a weakness.

There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.

Say 'Dodgers' and people know you're talking about baseball. Say 'Braves' and they ask, 'What reservation?' Say 'Reds' and they think of communism. Say 'Padres' and they look around for a priest.