My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'

If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.

I'm so excited I had a seven-car police motorcycle escort. I've had escorts before, but nothing like this... I'm really in awe, coming here and seeing so many cars, so much enthusiasm.

It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.

I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.

All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

I firmly believe that there is a God. I firmly believe that there is a Heaven. And I firmly believe that if you go there, it's gonna be great.