I didn't even graduate from high school. I've never told anybody that before. I got my degree later, when I was in the army.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.

You can have the best team in baseball, and if nobody goes through the turnstiles, you've got to shut the doors down.

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.

I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

The best possible thing in baseball is winning The World Series. The second best thing is losing The World Series.

My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'