You have got to love what you're doing. No matter what it is. Whatever you undertake in life, if you don't love it, and you don't enjoy it, you are making a big mistake. You have got to love what you are doing. You have to appreciate what you are getting, and you have to do it to the best of your ability.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

My son wasn't gay. No way.

Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

Sometimes you've just got to let an umpire know that you're not satisfied with his decision. That they've missed the play in your opinion. Not that it's going to do you any good, but you've got to let them know.

I didn't even graduate from high school. I've never told anybody that before. I got my degree later, when I was in the army.

Everywhere I go, I feel strange.