The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination.
If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.
The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.
A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.