I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away.

If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.

Everybody wants to win, but everybody doesn't win.