I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.

Sometimes you've just got to let an umpire know that you're not satisfied with his decision. That they've missed the play in your opinion. Not that it's going to do you any good, but you've got to let them know.

You can have the best team in baseball, and if nobody goes through the turnstiles, you've got to shut the doors down.

I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pull for the people who are wearing the uniform of the armed forces. These people weren't drafted. They enlisted, because they believe.

It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.

A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.