The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'

I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?