I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

Sometimes you've just got to let an umpire know that you're not satisfied with his decision. That they've missed the play in your opinion. Not that it's going to do you any good, but you've got to let them know.

Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.

A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.

Say 'Dodgers' and people know you're talking about baseball. Say 'Braves' and they ask, 'What reservation?' Say 'Reds' and they think of communism. Say 'Padres' and they look around for a priest.

I've always called L.A. 'the world capital of sport.'

I'm so excited I had a seven-car police motorcycle escort. I've had escorts before, but nothing like this... I'm really in awe, coming here and seeing so many cars, so much enthusiasm.