I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.

A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.

You have got to love what you're doing. No matter what it is. Whatever you undertake in life, if you don't love it, and you don't enjoy it, you are making a big mistake. You have got to love what you are doing. You have to appreciate what you are getting, and you have to do it to the best of your ability.

My theory of hitting was just to watch the ball as it came in and hit it.

One time I was doing a speech to a group of kids, and just before I get there, I see this little kid crying. I found out they just lost a game, and he was the losing pitcher. I went over there, put my arm around him, and said, 'What are you crying for? When major league players lose, they don't cry.'