I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

Listen, if you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.

Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.

I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then to the big leagues. I never reached the level that I thought I would reach as a player. But that's the way it goes. So then I started from the bottom as a manager, and I worked my way up to managing the Dodgers for 20 years.

I've got a portrait in the Smithsonian. Who ever thought that would happen?

My goal is to live to be 100.