The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.

After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it doesn't interfere with his golf. The first rule usually is no woman-chasing after Wednesday.

Don't take your bad shots home with you.

From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game as for the contest.

Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending.

It isn't the hours that you put in at practice that count. It's the way you spend those minutes.