If someone does something illegal on Twitter - like incite hatred, or make racist remarks, or threaten to rip someone's intestines out if they insult Justin Bieber - then there has to be some way of censuring them.

My parents gave up a lot to bring me up in the little house on the prairie, and I wasn't prepared to make those sacrifices, nor was the generation before me and the generation after.

The tattooed nation will live to regret this voluntary disfigurement.

I don't think much of anything I wrote before the age of 30.

And so we stayed out in the garden of the old house until we couldn't kick a ball, laughing in the gathering twilight, making the most of the good weather and all the days that were left, our little game watched only by next door's cat, and every star in the heavens.

The British - who rarely start a fight, but always know how to finish it - have nothing to be ashamed of.

I box for four hours a week and my diet is pretty healthy.