Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier