Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes, and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes without the courage to voice them.

I wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen.

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back to the Greeks, are part of everybody's heritage. It's just like in music, Beethoven or Mozart, that's everybody's heritage