Sooner or later, we sell out for money
I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier
Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father
Love isn't an opinion, it's a chemical reaction.
I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields
Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.