I'm too wacky for most weirdos. Who am I to judge?

If you jump, you best jump far.

So then I though I'd make some plans, but Fire thought she'd really rather be Water instead.

Your apocalypse was fab.

My grandmother really liked virgins. There's nothing wrong with virgins, there's a time and a place for that. I had other things on my mind... like Robert Plant.

There is a time and a place for things. Sometimes one needs to put a filter on oneself. That can be a good thing.

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn.