There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

I'm trying not to move, it's just your ghost passing through

Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.

In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango

Dance with the sufis, celebrate your top ten in the charts of pain.

What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close.

Not everyone wants you to become your potential, for whatever reason.