Being in your forties - any woman who isn't there yet, I just have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to you.

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.

Boys are cute, but food is cuter

I really really love Christ, but I'm not a Christian.

If you're a lame brain, then you're a lame brain. I can't help that.

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets, looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets.

I'm not somebody that gets played a lot at parties and weddings. I mean, you know, you mention my name and you get an eye roll, until, of course, you're jumping off a bridge.