Sometimes I hear my voice and it's been here, silent all these years

I think you have to know who you are. Get to know the monster that lives in your soul, dive deep into your soul and explore it.

If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass.

At 15, I knew someone whose mother cooked macrobiotic, so I persuaded my mother to go macrobiotic with me.

In real life I'm bone dry and when I play I'm a mango and in sex I'm starving to be a dripping mango

I don't know what a shrink would call me. I don't want to know.

Parenting is not for everybody. It changes your life. Especially when they're little.