I'm the thing that fundamentalist Christians cringe over.

My father was strict, but he recognised my ability and got a lot of flak from the church for supporting me.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment. A woman has to realize that when she makes a man crawl it doesn't give her power.

got a little red line that tells you, boy where the razor's been.

You're only popular with anorexia.