They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world.

One thing that success has taught me is censorship.

I've been slagged off completely by the art world and I don't know whether fancy being slagged off by the literary world as well. It's just too much.

I've never been married because, first of all, I don't think I've ever seriously been asked by anyone who I wanted to marry. [...] And also I'm monogamous.

It pleases me that people can be interactive

They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world.

I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper.