They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world.

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

I've been slagged off completely by the art world and I don't know whether fancy being slagged off by the literary world as well. It's just too much.

For me, being an artist with a high profile is a good thing for art.

People don't remember. Revenge is sweet.

I've never been married because, first of all, I don't think I've ever seriously been asked by anyone who I wanted to marry. [...] And also I'm monogamous.

People try constantly to use me and I hate it.