I never know what the hell I'm writing about, I never know what the next thing I'm writing about is, I never have a plan.

All women need makeup. Don't let anybody tell you different. The only woman who was pretty enough to go without makeup was Elizabeth Taylor and she wore a ton.

Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just... survive. Outlive me, please.

If you feel like you're in control of everything, and then things aren't going well, you feel like you're failing.

My last refuge, my books: simple pleasures, like finding wild onions by the side of a road, or requited love.

We're all just people, some of us accidentally connected by genetics, a random selection of cells. Nothing more.

In theater, the playwright is the boss, period. The decisions will go through him or her. In movies, the writer is pretty far down on the list.